Chimpeach!!!

Great  module, but the font is too big!

it makes me smile everytime i turn on the pc. What about random bush pics?

love it !

good promotion to spend more money on education in the USA...

Love the quotes but longer ones are often cut off size the module bigger or reduce font perhaps?

As Maggie says, long quotes are being truncated -- sort of. I can't see the whole quote.

Thanks for helping to remind me from moment to moment that a chimp is in charge. (Okay, not that I can ever forget that sorry fact. Boo hoo!)

histerical! but you have to get funny bush photos as well. and reduce the font size.

i love this web site it is brilliant some of the games are really hard i lost on most of them good luck on these games

Love it! I have even added the chimp-o-matic to my blog!

Glad you all like the Chimp.  I tried to make the module a good general size, but some quotes run a little long.  The module can be "inlined" (see Google's instructions) so that it expands for large content, but it's a little tricky to make that work.  If you want a quick-n-dirty fix for long ones, just click and drag down to see all of the Bushism and context.

Sadly, so true...............

Excellent! I laugh at the quotes from this imbecile every time I log on.

For the long quotes you can high the text and drag downward to see the rest of the quote, it isn't really truncated

Love the quotes - they would be funnier if it wasn't so tragic that they come from the 'most powerful' man on the planet.  Can't believe that!  What are y'all thinkin' over there??

The Chimp-o-Matic relaces my morning cup of coffee now!  Scarily good!!

If Canada had a moron like Bush leading it, I would move...oh wait! We do!

Eden bulur...

once again... why is this idiot the leader of usa? why do we all let him make wars and kill smarter people?

this guy cant even talk correctly and were letting him run the country no wonder everyone hate us

hey andy the elections were rigged so dont blame us that mofo GWB is part of the new world order

p.s. look up new world order or go to infowars.com

There's always the photo of W in Ireland --- he was in his underwear and opened the curtain (presumably to see all the Irish protesting his visit) and someone snapped a photo of him.  I guess he thought the backward Irish didn't have things like telephoto lenses.

Does'nt disagreement with this Administration make us Evil.  But here I believed that being open minded rather than rigid and closed minded made us more democratic.

There should be a warning label for these quotes.  My mind seems to be scrambled more more with each quote I read.  They're funny, but I think I'm getting dumber and dummer and dummmor.   Can I sue Bush?
WARNING: These quotes are intended only to be read by idiots who don't mind getting dumber! Read at your own risk.

Good thing he cannot run again, there are those who would vote for him!

ah really now i believe that human  was a chimp...and the americans wonder why everyone hate them....A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election

I want to laugh and vomit every time I listen to bush or read another of his bushisms.  Great site!

To herro lebanese:  I voted in the national election but my vote didn't get counted.  And now you hate the people who have to live under this moron's rulership.  Sounds like a Bushism - "the axis of evil" - the people of Iraq must be evil because their leader is a sadistic, moronic dictator???  I felt almost as sorry for those people under Saddam Hussein as I do now.

Chimp-o-Matic is the first thing my eyes land on when Google uploads my splash page.....unfortunately I have a really stinky technical problem and there does not appear to be any way for me to edit the window.   This is a big downer, especially first thing in the morning when I need my "god I hate that man" fix.   *sob*

Yeah.   Me again.  So what do I do?  Just click on the "X" and clear the Baboon's module from my sight?   Is there even anyone out there?   Yoo Hoo ?   I know.  I have probably wandered into The Twilight Zone, right?

Sure wish we could use some HTML tags so I could 'prettify' this little window here.  LOL

"The legislative branch writes the laws and the executive branch enforces the laws...."  Pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeee!  He can't get anything right.  What a bozo.

I'm canadian. I do have some trouble convincing my friend that hating americans on account of what the chimp is doing, is not a valid attitude. However, I am still wondering how you guys south of my border accepted the fact that the last election that kept the chimp in power was managed (electronic computerized voting system)by a company that contributed handily to the chimp's campaign. Especially after what happened in Florida on the first election where the chimp literally stole the presidency. Great, funny and at the same time quite sad site.

It makes you wonder if there even is a valid and rational reason to support him anymore.......

awesome upload.  Or as Bush would say, I want to comment on that Google download of me and that chimp, for one thing chimps are smarter than most humans, but they can't run a country......

great mod, makes me laugh!
but.. i was just wondering what happened to that scroll bar that was in the google mod for a few weeks, but is now gone. anyone know? was it google who removed it, or is there a setting i need or what? i'd appreciate the help if someone could help the scroll bar come back.
thanks!

Wonderful proof that this president should only open his pie hole to read prepared statements. That said, I wouldn't have nearly as many laughs each day! Thanks!

Bush accuses Senators Kerry and Murtha of cut and run. They fought in Vietnam while he cut and ran. He must be confused. Poor George.

Does he really say all this? I believe it is humanly possible to be this dumb.

sorry. please read "possible" as "impossible"

We need one for Canada! We just got an Idiot for a Priminister Stephan Harper and He loves Bush just like robin loves Batman.

they should change it to quote diffrent celeberties and famos people. And I found that you can see the entire thing if you have a screen resolution of 1024 by 768.
(you can change the resolution by right clicking the background of the desktop, click "properies", go to the tab labled "Settings" and there should be a slide bar.

The bushisms are funny but frightening.  Don't change anything.  This guy thinks he's in charge of the world.  Will we have a presidential election in 2008?
W's scared me since he stole the 2000 election, and he scares me more each day.  I don't know how he castrated the House and Senate, but he seems to have effectively done so.  Then there's that fool Tony Blair (for those of you who don't read British papers, Tony is referred to as "Bush's lap dog" in the UK).

The bushisms are funny but frightening.  Don't change anything.  This guy thinks he's in charge of the world.  Will we have a presidential election in 2008?
W's scared me since he stole the 2000 election, and he scares me more each day.  I don't know how he castrated the House and Senate, but he seems to have effectively done so.  Then there's that fool Tony Blair (for those of you who don't read British papers, Tony is referred to as "Bush's lap dog" in the UK).

Wow. I hate Bush, between his wars, greediness, and obvious stupidity that sticks out in this Chimpomatic. These quotes are a little repetitive, though-when you hit refresh it shows you the same exact one.

Here's one that's more random.  You get a different quote each time
www.googlemodules.com/module/1382/

How can anyone be as stupid as you Americans to vote him onto another term? Do you want the world to be destroyed or something?!?

Its very sad to know we are under the leadership of a someone who can't speak correct english. Is his english a problem or his brain?

LMAO everytime i load my google homepage with the Chimp....hell, its the only good thing about idiot Bush being president! (exactly how a bible-thumping moron like him actually got the gig TWICE, still eludes me).

it's a horrific time in history,this planet will never be the same as before bush,all the people through history who worked hard to survive,fought wars,died horrible death's,did it for [nothing].because now you have a hand full of crooks and murderers that have stolen our country.they have corrupted every position of power and influence, from the fbi,cis nsa, supreme court,and politicians of every denomonation, and the corrupted news mediia who are souless creatures

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I Did not vote for him.

Can one man be so stupid as to say all these meaningless quotes? I mean bloddy hell for god's sake! I for one am glad America only has one year left with this....this...this chimp! Why would any American or living orginisim vote for someone who has destroyed America, but now you people voted for him AGAIN? I feel sorry for America.....

What I do not understand is how no one in the news ever made more fun of these terrible comments. Hard to believe we have him as a leader, I guess the Chicks were right.  It's just that they said it overseas.  He will go down in history as the worst we have ever had and I HOPE we never see him again.  What were we thinking anyway.  I sure did not vote for him.

This is a perfect example of what Alcohol & Cocaine use does to your brain. It's no secret he was a coke hound, and a drunk in his college days. If it wasn't for his Daddy's money he never would of made it to college on his own merit's but George H.W. Bush new his Son was to damn stupid to fight in Viet Nam and make it back alive so he got out the check book and got on the telephone and the rest is history. What I find so extremly terrifying is there is another of these damned " Bushwacker's in Florida just licking his chops eyeing the Presidency.

George W. Bush is irrefutable proof of evolution. He is the missing link.

Oh my gosh.
Is this the man *actual* adults voted for? The things I've seen come out of his mouth just looking at this... Did you hear what he said about Queen Elizabeth II?
"She was nice."
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And I go: O.o

Some weeks back, Betsy Stark of ABC news asked Bush a question. His reply included a new word ........"COMMONSENSICAL"  :-))

wats up with only one pic? there should be WAY more variety with all the faces he makes.

how do they do that HUH! dont worry i dont know wat im talkin abot ether

to anoynomous whaT the f***k you talking bout huh :-)(-:

I hope he's the worst that we will ever have because if it gets any worse than him we might as let the apes take over the country.  Who the hell voted for this guy!!! Is this some kind of practical joke, "let's vote for the dumbest guy for president just for fun"?

it seems so surreal that this is the leader of the country. HUH, WHAT THE F**K?! the "decider"? He looks exactly like the guy on the MAD magazine.

I don't know if I should laugh or be angry when I see his face.  I'm so confused...

I am an American first,who happens to be ''black,colored,negro,nigra,nappy headed bro, o yes....Afro American,...''W'' has no heart! HE DOES NOT CARE!
Do not trust him and the little doughboy,THEY WILL GET YOU KILLED!..Up until three weeks ago, we had  in this big country ONLY TWO rich white men with nation wide t.v. on air exposure who called ''W'' and his henchmen war criminals,which they are, those men were don Imus and bill maher...now we have only one who not only dares to but do call the war criminals,war criminals!
don imus was the second freedom speaker to get the boot by the ''W'' dictatorship at 1600 penn ave,the first was that ''free''press person,dan rather at the ''eye'' network...and as far as that free talking bill maher...its just a matter of time,he must know,he will be bushwached one way or another!
cast...''W'',''the shooter'',and the ''brains'' '' C.R.'' (doughboy).

'' W '' With that shi*tty dumb ass grin of his told you who he was that first year of his ''appointment'' by his daddy's kangaroo court,with the thomas ''mole'' in place..
From his face....He said for all to know>>>A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.  ''W''..07/27/01
Remember President IKE ?..HE WAS SO RIGHT!
    

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Wow, it's very very fun.
I'm laughting every time when I read it.

I will gladly take mr CLINTON over george w, bushwacker any day!....What a big mess we have now with this sad case in the white house....mr CLINTON lie about his lady friend did not get people killed.....Afganastan was the proper move after 911..irac was a major major mistake!,3000 plus have died for nothing....how much more military hardware do you need to sell?can your greed ever be satisfide?we lost 58,000 plus in s.e.asia! for nothing!....stop sending our good wonderful military people to die in your money war!
IT IS TIME TO RIGHT THE WRONG...DRAFTGORE.COM....A real world leader who cares for earth and life on earth,not just some....He knows America is part of the world....WE DO NOT OWN IT!...That would be GOD.

I have visited your site 354-times

I could not find this site in the Search Engines index

To Visitor928....first of all,it is not my site...i came across the draft gore dot com while looking into some of the wrongs of the appointed current president....did you really visit it 354-times?....you must be a too rich "bush" a** kissing republican?
get with "w" and count your blood money!

The fact that Bush is president saddens many Americans.  Just because he was "voted" into presidency twice does not mean that the majority of Americans wanted him to be president.  People from other countries don't realize how powerless US citizens are when it comes to things relating to the government.

go librel labor sucks rudd is a dudd! lol seriously    dg is a poof and cf is hott!

I have lived through every republican president since "Ike" most people ( thanks to the so called free press ) forget that he was thefirat president to send American :Advisors" into Vietnam.
I almost became an Aussie when Nixon was voted in a second time, and was totally suprised when Regan was voted in after what he did to California schools was governer. I have been a staunch Democrat my whole life, on the premise that (in general), Dems cared about people. One of the saddest days in american history came whwn the head Chimp stoled the election and people seemed not to care.... my children and grand children will suffer even more than I ovewr what this buffoon has done.... The richest 1% of americans had their incomes increase more than the rest of the americans were making. That state of affars may do what all republicans want to see... the end of the middle class and a third world country with a few super rich people and a lot of peons.... don't get me started on the way all repub running for pres. are claiming to be the most relegious person available, and that the US pres should use religouse teachings in the all he does. They all claim that thc constitution does not really seperate church and state, forgetting all of the history showing that no seperation is total disastor.

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hell yeah

Here we go again! The race is on for the job at 1600 penn ave.....Let me speak so all can UNDERSTAND...Vote for John Edwards if you want demacrats to regain the white house jan 2009....Why?...He is a WHITE american male who have a good since about how to do things in a "common since" manner,and at the same time,caring about the middle and lower and no income people....atleast with him we might get a little slice of the pie!...As a black american, i am very proud of Barack Obama, I am also happy for Hillary Clinton..But i will not fall into the republican election trap...We are still not ready for a female or a person of color....IT WILL NOT HAPPEN!...Had Al Gore put any other non jewish white male on the ticket, he would have won,and the towers in N.Y. would still be standing! And we would not be in the big mess the crooked money grabbing republicans have brought to this nation and this world...GOD help us if they get back in!

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I love Chimp-o-matic, but it's scary to have a POTUS who is as stupid as the shrub.  I honestly don't think he realized how much he'd be "booed" at the opening game in DC's new baseball stadium.  It made the response to Roseann's singing the National Anthem seem almost warm and fuzzy. Impeaching the shrub should be an option, but the thought of Cheney being completely in charge is terrifying.

To : "American Taxpayer ... (poor)
I too am poor (retired at 47 on full and permanent disability). It is the end of March 2008 as I write this and the Democratic primary system is down to Obama and Mrs Clinton. Clinton is playing dirty when it's unnecessary and it doesn't improve here odds of winning.  I'm a bit confused by the "super delegates" she claims will rush in on the first vote in the convention and ensure her nomination, but I think she's just blowing a lot of hot air.

I don't know what the situation is like in most of the US for people of color; I was born in DC and have lived in and around DC all my life. Before I retired, a woman I worked with said one day "You really don't care what color folks are; if they are a__holes, you say so, whether they are black or white." I'd never giiven it much thought.  

I don't know what people in "middle America" think about a black man being POTUS; I don't think color is an issue.  Of course, Fox Cable News has said that Sen Clinton shouldn't be POTUS because an international crisis might arise when she's suffering from PMS and she wouldn't be able to handle things. That's one of the dumbest statements I've heard.  Most women don't suffer from PMS (and my heart goes out to those who do); it's unlikely Sen Clinton suffers from PMS at her age. (One of the benefits of passing 50 is that PMS and the other problems that accompany it stop. There are some benefits to getting older.)

I guess it was a bit of wishful/hopeful thinking on my part for hoping that John Edwards would have been the one to win back the white house in november....Now we have one very hard choice,one tough choice,and one that makes too much sense choice!....Listen i'm from the good o'l honest state of "FLORIDA''....I don't trust myself to put names on the choices..Lets ask good o'l ''MICHIGAN''.....After we check with the still behind the crime scene ''MASTERMIND'' Dough boy....Karl Rowen...(trust me he's still busy,like a rat in the dark!)....GOD help us as a nation if the crooks still the election again!

Today was a defining moment in Iracs history, one of many defining moments

If someone could write a book and publish it .... with all the dumb stuff that has come out that mans brain..not only would they make money from the comedians and historians and anyone else that would want to hear the nonsense that comes out that mans mouth.....the problem would be this  ------->..it might actually scare the United states citizens....becuase one day we will all wake up and think its a nightmare, and realize that NO IT IS TRUE ... "WE RE-ELECTED THAT DUMB SOB"

I freaking love it. you are great!

The scariest part of this is that there is enough of these quotes to have a different one every time I log onto to Google Humor.  Not just one a day... but every time.  I can click on "refresh" and BAM! there's another briliant phrase from our leader. And another. And another...

WE"RE DOOMED! ;-)

LOL!

LOL!

I am too scarred to allow myself to think Barak Obama can or will actually be elected as president!....i am still waiting to see what kind of lies the party of the republicans will invent to stop this country from moving forward...they ( rich republicans ) can not stand him, 22 to 30 % because he is half black,not half white,but,because he's right...and he is good,he also reperscent the best of all of us,and he was very wise to ask senator Joe Biden to be his veep....Mr Biden was my very first choice to be president,because he has the right stuff...and i am so happy he will be there to help if Obama is elected...and unlike the current vice president, Mr Biden will help the president to do good on behalf of the country and the american people,not get people killed for nothing,and totally mess up the economy and our standing in the world community....we do have a chance if the set up kangaroo court stays out of the election process...yes i'm still unhappy with that messed up republican court,because in ''2000'' a FAIR court would have said because of all of the miscues of that election,the deciding factor should have been the popular vote of the american people,which would have put the rightful person in the white house..and that as we all painfully know would not have been ''w''.....sorry for the mispelling...

The evil doer is still at it. The idiot will screw us till the day he goes to hell. I would like to see him go through the same fate as saddam after all he is the dictator in usa, He deserves the same!!!!!!!!

the chimpomatic is hilarious my mom and i love it

I REALLY LOVE THE CHUMP I MEAN CHIMP

I am in my mid 50's, i could not use the rest room in some places because of my skin color in south GA when i was in my late teens, my heart is surely in a place i thought i would never EVER,EVER,EVER! see in my life time!....Today is sunday november 2nd,2008 3;32 p.m.  two (2) days before  the for-fill-ment of hope...GOD must be coming here soon....GOD BLESS AMERICA, Please GOD..Bless PRESIDENT elect.... BARACK H.OBAMA and VICE PRESIDENT elect JOSEPH P.BIDEN.....I shall be a dutiful help get it done for good of all of us...us being UNITED STATES OF AMERICA....Lets all work together to get our country back where it needs to be so we can again be a real helper to others in the world who needs help real bad.....lets not waste time dealing with the past...Lets learn from it and move forward....May GOD of the world bless all.

I've used your quotes several times when people went on rampages about how great a president Bush is.  Thanks for your help.

I wonder what the plans are for the future?  Keep this alive or retire it along with the Worst president ever?

I have loved this gadget since the day I found it and it has provided me hours of wonderful entertainment.

In support of change though, I think I will remove it from my homepage and never look back. Thanks Ryan, it has been so much fun!

Thanks, I am still laughing at that a-hole even as President Obama struggles to fix the country that Bush broke.
Please keep it going as a reminder of how stupid this country can be in electing an idiot.